Friday, October 8, 2010

Pregnancy Pictures weeks 1 - 16

I hope you enjoy my pregnancy photo series. Watch as my body morphs before your eyes, skin stretching taut, baby fists jabbing my ribs...


So what's it feel like to be pregnant before the pregnancy sign says it's so? Sorry kids, it feels like it always feels around that *time* of the month. The good news is that you have a sense that you're pregnant. Like you want to howl at the moon or something.


Here's my flat belly at 8 weeks pregnant. That's right, at two months you barely show. Patience!

8 weeks pregnant

In the next picture, I'm 1o weeks pregnant, cue: MORNING SICKNESS! I remember the first time it struck. I was on a tiny, rickety plane flying from Homer, Alaska to Anchorage, Alaska. I got up to exit the plane and everything became warbled. I thought I was going to vomit and pass out in the aisle. A flight attendant asked if I was all right and I grunted at her.

10 weeks pregnant

14 weeks pregnant. Ah, there's the bump. I'm so exhausted, I can barely get out of bed. I feel nauseous all day long. The doctor says I'm a little slow to gain weight. Food aversions? Corn. Yuck, disgusting. All things barbecue, gross.

14 weeks pregnant

Below, you'll see my baby at 14 weeks 5 days. We don't know if it's a girl or a boy.

14 weeks, 5 days

16 weeks pregnant. Time to put the belly shirts away! Er, wait I don't wear belly shirts. More like, time to buy maternity clothes, ya cheap lazy loaf!

16 weeks pregnant

*** Also, a note to all the fashion princes and princesses out there: I wear like, the same clothes over and over again. Yeah, I said it. I was all about the comfort, my friends. Don't hate cuz my skiing bear pajama pants make you want to raid my closet.

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